J-LO my sweet wife. Um, are you hungry yet? Well, I just wanted to say hi and let you know that I am submitting to the arrangement. I have no options and I am not allowed to ever leave or stray. So, what's the problem, where's my ride? I love you sweetie, G.

OK, topic for the day. If J-LO was at a pool table would she look better in silver cellophane or a halter dress? G